Born Under a Bad Sign with a Blue Moon in your Eyes

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Sun Sign: Karmachameleon.

Dates: Uncertain. You’ll know if you’re this sign or not. If you are this sign and know it, then you’ll wish you didn’t know it. This wish will make you become one of those people who dismiss things which don’t support their version of reality and identity, by using ‘facts’ to validate their skepticism which they hold in high regard because it justifies their attitude. However being this sign will make you painfully aware of what you’re doing – damned if you do and damned if you don’t, let’s face it, you’re damned… however there is an upside to this.

Highest expression: Your sign doesn’t have one because it is afraid of heights, as those things can cause you to constantly feel as though you are never good enough, and you’re logical enough to realise that just because something isn’t good enough does not mean that it isn’t good.

Lowest expression: A yawn.

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Glyph: Recycling logo with a twist.

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Keywords: I recycle.

Motto: What goes around comes around, what comes around goes around. And so it goes.

Practical application of motto: If you (you = talking to other people who are of a different sign) insist on projection your shit onto me, don’t be surprised if I turn it into fertiliser for my garden – and keep away from the plants which I grow in my garden, they are trained to recognise your shit due to having processed it for their own growth. If you ignore this warning, your blaming of me will be mocked using all the scraps found in the sarcasm chasm which now decorate my garden.

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Ruling planet: The one which isn’t considered a planet anymore by others, but still considers itself a planet. Because the problem which others have with you is their problem and not yours even if they try to make it yours and not theirs.

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Element: Smoke. Inhale, exhale and blow it!

Smoking is bad for you, unless you’re a Karmachameleon, then it’s something else. A smoke screen where you play hide and see (and, yes, the ‘k’ is deliberately missing, it’s lost in the smoke, waiting to be found or not).

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Likes: Everything and everyone.

Dislikes: Everything and everyone.

Which one it is, depends on the day, the hour, the minute, the moment.

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Sign that Karmachameleons are most compatible with: Lokians. And other Karmachameleons.

Sign which Karmachameleons are least compatible with: Schadenfreudens. And other Karmachameleons.

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Positive traits: Puts up with your shit (even when you write ‘you’re shit’ when you mean ‘your shit’… or did you mean ‘you’re shit’!?!). Cuts you lots of slack (because they appreciate slack cut for them too, such things are not lost on them). Tells you what you want to hear because it makes you smile, and you have a lovely smile. Has a twisted sense of humour and can laugh at anything. Can flip everything around to get a different perspective on it.

Negative traits: Doesn’t put up with your shit (has decided that ‘you’re shit’, after putting up with your shit for copious amounts of time, and you can’t make them undecide it even if you prove you’re not and that they are for thinking that you are). Cuts you lots of slack until you hang yourself with the extra slack (which you could have given to them but you kept it all to yourself and look where that got you). Tells you what you don’t want to hear because it makes them smile. Has a twisted sense of humour and can laugh at anything (which is sometimes often too soon). Can flip everything around to get a different perspective on it (which isn’t always flattering to those who always want to be flattered).

Basically: All your positive traits, the ones which you think are positive, and which please you… someone else will view them as negative traits, because they are displeased. Who is right, who is wrong, who is who and what and why and when… question everything and figure things (and yourself) out for yourself.

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Looks like this:

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… even on a good day and in a good mood. Looks can be deceiving, as can a Karmachameleon… who would have thunk that!?! The nature is in the name. They are particularly prone to deception when… you’re deceiving yourself about what you see when you look at them.

So, don’t piss a Karmachameleon off… but don’t try to not piss them off either because that pisses them off. They’re grumpy souls, who know they are grumpy souls, and most of the time it is not you but them and they know it, however…

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Possible career choices for a Karmachameleon: Eminem.

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How to attract a Karmachameleon: Don’t… try to attract one. They find that unattractive. Don’t dangle a carrot in front of them and never let them catch and eat it, they’ll eventually suss out your game. Some things seem like a good idea, especially when you convince yourself that they are (using ‘facts’ and ‘proof’ and other things along those lines), but a good idea… is probably born under the sign of Karmachameleon.

Karmachameleon aftercare (after you’ve accidentally or stupidly deliberately attracted one): Never expose it to bright light (especially sunlight, which will kill it (maybe)); never get it wet (wet smoke… yuk!); and, most importantly: no matter how much it cries or begs, never, ever, feed it after midnight (your time or their time!?! It’s always midnight somewhere).

How to repel (and protect yourself against) a Karmachameleon: Don’t… try to repel them, they find that attractive. Nothing can protect you against a Karmachameleon better than a Karmachameleon, so just ask them for help with this matter.

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For more on Karmachameleons, either because you are one or know one… good luck with finding more on such things…

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*recommended soundtrack for this post and Karmachameleons:

Alabama 3 – Woke Up This Morning

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**Retrospective October Horoscope for the Karmachameleon can be found here – You’re a drifter, shapeshifter… Let me see you run